askmotherlalonde:

Congartulations, you are now a gaint lizard who enjoys smashing Tokyo.

I am such a great contributor to this fandom

grandmothra

sassy-gay-jake-english:

shes-a-pirate:

mortson:

thelilnan:

autostralianchristmas:

purdaldoo:

this

is this legit

Madre de DIOS

omfg

The cave johnson 2012 thing though omg

the license plate tho

This is perfect

god bless

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via thegoldpiilot)

squidbiscuit:

Too much pussy up in here.

So apparently tonight and tomorrow the Negaverse is launching an all-out assault and is going to drown us with Tropical Depression Beryl.

So if any of you know, or happen to be Sailor Scouts, please come save us.

(Source: ohnoraptors, via atomskuheartsyou)

Two years ago I got my mother’s chihuahua to play fetch with a squash.

Also seen in this video: My stepfather, my Mother, and my other dog Duo.

(Source: youtube.com)

brobotschoiceass:

psiioniiphiile:

auto-didact:

fastpuck:

ashandherketchup:

minestuck:

bootybeachpatrol:

dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

.hack//GU: Debugging an MMORPG.

Persona 3: Oh shit the world is ending. But I’m too busy going to karaoke bars to care.

Pixel Junk Eden: you grow seeds

Devil Summoner 2: You and your talking cat have to save Japan’s Capital from ninjas who use luck-eating grasshoppers.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

There was a rabbit in my flowerbed.

Not pictured: this fuzzy little bastard chowing-down on my roses.

Fuck you rabbit, I worked hard to get that rosebush healthy again.

tastefullyoffensive:

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(via h0stel)

wendythang:

hk-homestuck:

I was only a squiddle for 2 hours but I’m all squiddled out! ‘Till next time, my con brethren.

THAT LAST PICTURE I’M SOBBING THAT IS SOME DISNEY MAGIC RIGHT THERE OMG 

ipgd:

indolentjellyfish:

I like how this turned out, a request for davesprite in a cute outfit.

the tail shoe KILLS me