"maybe now random men will leave me alone"
Chester Cheetah came rolling in on his skateboard, wearing his safety helmet, of course. There’s nothing more cool than safety. “Who need random Ren when you can have dangerously cheesy Ren. There’s nothing more cool than being dangerously cheesy.”
Note to self: If it is windy outside FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THE MULCH BAG ON THE LAWNMOWER
I can remember no greater childhood horror than a sibling tripping on the controller wire and watching in slow motion as your game system came crashing down
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
I am literally looking at a bra advert for a “sexy” and “daring” bra and just going
"For some reason this has removed all arousal from my periphery"
I don’t understand how. It isn’t exactly ugly…
OK BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE ANGRY SUNGLASSES EMOTION
Reblog if you have this:
…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s