Friday, August 1, 2014

The past few years I have had recurring dreams where my teeth fall out, but there’s a plot twist.

I don’t freak as they fall out. I just calmly collect them in my hands and wait as new sharp teeth grow in their place.

Lately it has gone a step farther and entire portions of my jaws are changed to hold retractable… thing built like praying mantis arms.

The largest set come out from near my top molars. The teeth are actually the sharp edges of the mandibles. The middle set are rooted where my tonsils should be and fold up to take the place of my lower jaw. The smallest set hide under my tongue and end in pointed hollow tubes.

So basically what I’m getting at is that in my dreams I am turning into a straight up eldritch horror and enjoying being a monstrosity.i

Thursday, July 31, 2014

seattlish:

Goat physical therapy apparently includes a yoga ball and a laser beam. 

babygoatsandfriends:

goats plot escape!

You ever just watch a show and hate it five minutes into the first goddamned episode?

apathy-golem:

look I referred to Groot on twitter as Vin Treesel and it got ignored so I need you to validate this joke for me tumblr

avelinethegatorqueen:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

ac1 bingo!! (click to enlarge) 

edit   nvm u dont need to click to enlarge its perfectly readable 

turn this into a drinking game and you have a disaster waiting to happen

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit)

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

The temp was perfect for working out in the yard today. So once I got my sinus headache under control I did just that.

Yanked out a bunch of grass from one of the flowerbeds.

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.
So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

Today there was a bad accident at the chemical plant my mom works at. I’m only gonna give y’all the info the plant gave the media even though I know more, because hey I like my mom keeping her job.

Basically two maintenance workers got sprayed with sulfuric acid. Both are currently in the burn unit, one with verrrrry severe burns.

Mom is pretty messed up about this. She’s head of purchasing orders and stuff there and the guys who work out in the plant like to come in and bug her. And literally give her bugs, because my mother freaking loves bugs.

She knew these guys personally and i have now learned that apparently the way she copes with this kind of thing is by telling me about it in graphic detail.

It’s really not something i want to be in the know about.  

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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(Source: dutchster)

babygoatsandfriends:

ATTENTION ANOTHER GEEP HAS BEEN BORN

THIS TIME IN THE US

HAIL THE AMERICAN GEEP

thedailypibble:


Today, the governor of Delaware signed into law a bill spearheaded by Best Friends that will ensure that in future, any dog seized in a dogfighting ring bust in Delaware will be evaluated as an individual and afforded the opportunity of rehabilitation and adoption rather than face an automatic death sentence. (x)

Good things do come from bad. Thank you, Delaware, for setting such a wonderful example!

thedailypibble:

Today, the governor of Delaware signed into law a bill spearheaded by Best Friends that will ensure that in future, any dog seized in a dogfighting ring bust in Delaware will be evaluated as an individual and afforded the opportunity of rehabilitation and adoption rather than face an automatic death sentence. (x)

Good things do come from bad. Thank you, Delaware, for setting such a wonderful example!

duchessofdeviance:

securelyinsecure:

Clair Huxtable shutting down men’s outdated opinions on female menstruation (◡‿◡✿)

Clair was always dropping truth bombs…

but why we still saying this stuff 30 years later?

(Source: fire1ord)