The past few years I have had recurring dreams where my teeth fall out, but there’s a plot twist.
I don’t freak as they fall out. I just calmly collect them in my hands and wait as new sharp teeth grow in their place.
Lately it has gone a step farther and entire portions of my jaws are changed to hold retractable… thing built like praying mantis arms.
The largest set come out from near my top molars. The teeth are actually the sharp edges of the mandibles. The middle set are rooted where my tonsils should be and fold up to take the place of my lower jaw. The smallest set hide under my tongue and end in pointed hollow tubes.
So basically what I’m getting at is that in my dreams I am turning into a straight up eldritch horror and enjoying being a monstrosity.i
You ever just watch a show and hate it five minutes into the first goddamned episode?
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The temp was perfect for working out in the yard today. So once I got my sinus headache under control I did just that.
Yanked out a bunch of grass from one of the flowerbeds.
Today there was a bad accident at the chemical plant my mom works at. I’m only gonna give y’all the info the plant gave the media even though I know more, because hey I like my mom keeping her job.
Basically two maintenance workers got sprayed with sulfuric acid. Both are currently in the burn unit, one with verrrrry severe burns.
Mom is pretty messed up about this. She’s head of purchasing orders and stuff there and the guys who work out in the plant like to come in and bug her. And literally give her bugs, because my mother freaking loves bugs.
She knew these guys personally and i have now learned that apparently the way she copes with this kind of thing is by telling me about it in graphic detail.
It’s really not something i want to be in the know about.